This was the final week of the twelve week long torture that was the Bikini Body workouts. It appears that I won't have to be doing the bathroom runway walk of shame after all.  It will definitely be the "eat your heart out, loser ex-boyfriend" sexiness strut. It was a lot of huffing and puffing, bitching and moaning, and cursing out the trainer...

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F#@k my life, twice over! I can't help but laugh out loud at the tragic comedy that is my love life. I'm spitting out my evening cappuccino trying to suppress some serious laughter so I don't choke to death on it. So, as it turns out, my new friend literally just walked out of my room after giving me some seriously devastating news....

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This is the last to final week of the Bikini Body Guide workouts, and then it's the Big Reveal Day! Or, as I like to call it...the walk of shame day! The body is a bit far from perfect, so it's going to take a lot of guts to sashay down the bathroom runway (way after lights out when everyone is asleep) in...

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Damn! I called my lifeline this morning for some advice, only to get the equivalent of a dead buzz on the other end of the line. Well, I might as well have, for all the brief moment that he took to dismiss me. My best friend, my confidant, my rock!...crumbled to man pieces over domestic baby mama drama issues! And, this is why...

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